I had a good idea today

Ken and I are going to start a production company.

Food as a Medium for Ketchup

The only purpose of food is to serve as a canvas to swill-down sauces.

HD-DVD/BluRay

I'll shell out $1,000 for a player if one of the first releases is "Down Periscope."

Sanford plus Son

Here's what needs to happen: Television sitcoms need to return to the conventions of the "golden ages."

Take "Sanford & Son" as an example. It didn't matter how insignificant the character was... when they walked through the Sanford's front door, the audience roared in respectful applause. Now that only happens when Rue McClanahan guest stars on "Boy Meets World." You get my point.

The Dinner Party

Everyone was having a great time until the plague hit.